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（根据真实事件改编）,（弗吉尼亚大学）,天啊God.,怎么每次都有金枪鱼啊 你知道我讨厌金枪鱼 偏偏总是吃到I get tuna every time and I hate tuna. You know I hate tuna, but I just… get it.,-你那是什么 -意式的-It's like… What'd you get? -Italian.,明智的选择 意式三明治很好吃See, that… That's a good choice. Italian is a good sandwich.,-嘿 宝贝 -不是吧-What's up, babe? -Oh, no.,菲尔兹 千万别往左边看Fields, whatever you do, don't look to your left.,不是吧Oh, no way.,不好意思 兄弟Sorry, pal.,才刚上大四第一周 她怎么就能把我甩了呢Just one week into senior year. How'd she just leave me?,显然是短信分手Apparently by text.,天啊 我吃不下去了I… I can't eat this.,我感觉好孤独-I feel so alone. -Yeah.,孤独和不被需要的感觉"Loneliness and the feeling of being unwanted,是最可怕的贫穷is the most terrible poverty.",特蕾莎修女说的 不过我向你保证 你没有被甩Mother Teresa, who, by the way, I guarantee you was never dumped.,说真的 你先把她甩了 让劈腿渣女见鬼去吧I mean, seriously, you dump her, that is one-way ticket downstairs.,就是那个家伙Shh! Is that the guy?,谁Who?,-她为一个飞盘男甩了我 -你也玩飞盘-She left me for a Frisbee guy? -You're a Frisbee guy.,我跟他不一样 他…No, not like him. He's, like…,没穿上衣shirtless.,他身材真好He looks great.,我谢谢你哦-Thank you. -Well.,要不我们今晚I think that tonight,,去短尾猫酒吧we should go down to the Bobcat,,喝点酒 吃点鸡翅吧get some drinks, get some wings,,别想克莱尔和肌肉美男的事了forget about Claire and this Adonis.,你…You…,想什么呢Where'd you go?,你没在听You aren't listening.,我们去动物收容所吧Let's go to the pound.,这就是个错误-This is a mistake.,我有满腔的爱要给予 但克莱尔不屑一顾Okay, I have love to give, and Claire doesn't want it.,我爱你 跟我约会吧 我懂你 我们现在可以走了吗I love you, babe. Me, I do. Can we go now, please?,我要养一只狗I am getting a dog.,你上回洗澡是什么时候When was the last time you showered?,是在一个星期二It was a Tuesday.,听着 狗需要打疫苗 你还得每天给它们喂食添水Listen, dogs, they need shots. They need food and water every day.,-知道吗 -知道-Okay? -Yeah.,你就是…You are just…,你没条件养狗 抱歉 但这是事实You're ill-equipped. I'm sorry. You just are.,-没有了动物 人类会如何 -不是吧你-"What is man without the beasts?" -Oh, no.,若野兽尽皆消亡 人类会因精神世界的孤独而死去"For if all the beasts were gone, man would die of a great loneliness of the spirit.",-这是西雅图酋长说的 -我知道-It's Chief Seattle. -I know it's Chief Seattle. I know it is.,听着 你的美洲原住民课程只拿了B-Just listen. A B-minus in Native American studies,别以为修过这门课就能照顾动物does not qualify you to care for an animal.,-还有 拜托别再这样了 -为什么-Also, please don't ever do that again. -Why?,你用已故智者的话来怼我 会让我很不爽It's very off-putting when you quote smart dead guys back at me.,哲学艺术 这是我的风格That's my thing. Philosophical arts, my thing.,-你知道的 -好吧-You know it. -Okay.,不是吧Oh, no.,嘿Well, hey!,你好呀 小狗狗What's up, pup?,我喜欢它I love him.,它也喜欢我And he loves me.,好大一袋呀Whoop! That's a big bag.,对了 它最爱的人必须是我 你可别跟它套近乎All right. Oh, and I need him to imprint on me, so don't, like, bond with him.,放心吧你Done and done.,小家伙 今天是我们第一次一起坐车兜风You know what, little buddy? I am gonna find the perfect song,我要配一首最完美的歌for our first car ride together.,车里怎么这么热Why is it so warm in here?,我跟你说过空调坏了I told you, the AC is still broken.,-天啊 -别吓着它-Oh, my God! -Don't scare him.,-它尿我身上了 -是啊-He's peeing on me! -Whoa! Oh, yeah.,-快把你的狗拿走 -我不要-Fields, take your dog right now. -I don't want him!,-我也不要 -等一下-I don't want him! -Hold on!,快把它拿走 我发誓…Take him right now. I swear to God.,它才刚跟我们相处五分钟 我不想它留下阴影Listen, I don't want his first five minutes with us to be traumatizing,,所以 就随它去吧so just, like, let him do his thing.,我这辈子从来没这么倒霉过This is the worst thing that has ever happened.,它喜欢你-He likes you.,怎么这么多尿啊Why is there so much?,我不知道-I don't…,好吧 那个…Yeah. Wow. All right.,也许我们不该看Maybe we shouldn't look.,好了 完事Oh! Yeah! Okay.,还有一点Oh, a little bit more.,搞定 它尿完了Okay, he's done.,乖宝宝Good boy! Good boy.,真乖Good boys.,你俩都很乖Very good boys. Both of you.,-我恨你 -你爱我-I hate you. -You love me.,是时候带这个小家伙回家了Time to take this fella home.,狗狗来喽Puppy coming through!,狗狗Puppy!,我带来了贵宾I got the VIP.,你好呀Oh, hi!,-我知道 -真可爱-I know. I know. I know.,嗨Hi!,玩得开心吗 朋友You having fun, buddy?,你知道这派对是为你办的吧Oh. You know this is all for you, right?,是为了庆祝你回家This is your homecoming.,这派对还挺好玩This party is fun.,真不敢相信会有这么多人为了…I cannot believe that all these people showed up for…,它叫什么名字What is his name?,我不知道I don't know..
你叫什么名字What is your name?,它庄了一下我的头He gonked me on the head.,-它什么 -我是说撞了一下-He did what? -I mean… I mean bonked.,-慢着 就叫这个吧 -什么-Wait, that's it. -What is it?,撞撞-"Gonker.",-好呀 它喜欢这名字 撞撞 -撞撞是什么鬼-Hey, yeah, he likes it. Gonker. -What is a gonker?,它就是撞撞He's a Gonker.,撞撞Gonker! Gonker! Gonker!,撞撞Gonker! Gonker! Gonker! Gonker! Gonker! Gonker! Gonker!,我们上课要迟到了We're gonna be late to class.,深呼吸Take a deep breath,,进入下犬式and we're gonna glide into downward dog.,准备好了吗Ready?,去吧 捡球去Go. Go get it.,不 回来No, come back. Come back.,去捡呀 快-Oh, go get it! Come on.,来 快去Go, come on.,嘿-Hey! Whoosh!,对啦 你真棒Yeah, there you go!,好样的 过来There you go, buddy! Come here.,对 就是这样 捡回来Yes! That's it, buddy! Bring it back.,看见没 我说的没错吧 这小伙儿有天赋Boosh! You guys see it? What did I tell you? The boy is talented.,（弗吉尼亚大学毕业生）,-我才不要跟你开鬼屋呢 -你们听说兰莉的事了吗I'm not opening a haunted house with you. Wait. Did you guys hear about Lainey?,-什么 -她找了波音公司的工作 年薪六位数-What? -She got a job at Boeing. Six figures.,-没听说啊 真的 -别扯了-No, stop. -Really?,六位数 真金白银吗-Wow. -Six figures? Like, in money?,-是啊 而且还能留在弗吉尼亚 -少扯了-Yeah, and she gets to stay in Virginia. -Stop.,-我在圣路易斯一个人都不认识 -怎么扯到圣路易斯了-I don't know anyone in St. Louis. -What's in St. Louis?,-我要去那工作 -对-My job. -Yeah.,我要去安海斯布希的公关部了I'm doing PR for Anheuser-Busch.,-两周后开始 -你不知道-I start in, like, two weeks. -You didn't know that?,-你要去啤酒公司上班 -梦寐以求的工作啊 是吧-You're working for a beer company? -Dream job, right?,慢着 你们都找到工作了Wait, hold on. Do… Do you all have jobs?,是啊 兄弟Uh, yeah, bud, we do.,算是吧 我们就是不想挂在嘴上而已Kinda. We just, uh, didn't… didn't wanna say anything.,等一下 我可不是什么 找不到工作的废物I'm… I'm not some loser who can't get a job. Well, okay. Wait, hold on now.,我只是还不知道自己能做什么I just… I don't know what job I can do yet,,我得先搞清楚这个才行so I gotta, like, figure that out first, you know?,是哦 之前的四年 不就是让我们思考这个问题的吗Right. Isn't that kinda what the last four years were for, though?,-那是我爸妈的车 -对-That's my parents. -Yes, it is.,把啤酒藏起来-Uh, hide the beers.,-好主意 -我们21岁了-Good idea. -Uh, we're 21.,现在是早上10点半-It's 10:30 in the morning.,有道理Good point.,-菲尔丁 -嘿 妈妈-Fielding! -Hey, Mom.,嗨Hi!,菲尔丁-Fielding!,爸爸-Dad.,你们怎么来了What… What are you guys doing here?,这么多年的投资到了验收成果的时候 我总该来看看吧Well, I… I think my investment entitles me to see you in a robe and a funny hat.,毕业典礼是明天Well, graduation's tomorrow.,对 我们告诉过你会提前一天过来Yeah. We told you that we were coming up the day before.,对哦 抱歉 之前太忙 我给忘了Right. Sorry. I forgot about that. I've, um, been busy.,是啊 看得出来Yeah, I can see that.,我们给你准备了一个惊喜Well, we have a surprise for you.,惊喜登场吧Oh, a surprise!,这是佩顿吗 过来 天啊Is that Peyton I see? Come here! What? Oh, my God.,你怎么来啦W-What are you doing here?,我提前考完了试You know, I took my last exam early,好飞过来看我哥的毕业典礼呀so I could fly out and see my bro get his parchment.,-你真是世界上最好的妹妹 -我知道 我很努力-Look at you. Best sister ever. -You know. I try.,撞撞 抱歉Whoa, Gonker! Sorry about that.,-没事 -嘿-That's okay. -Whoa, hey!,-好啦 -这谁的狗啊-All right. -Whose dog is this?,它是…He's…,这想法糟透了It's a bad idea.,这不是一个想法 是现实Okay, well, it's not an idea. It's a reality.,这就是个错误It's a mistake.,它不是错误 是我最好的朋友He's not a mistake. He's… He's my best friend.,你连自己都照顾不了 还想养宠物You can't even take care of yourself, let alone another living being.,我把撞撞照顾得挺好的Okay, I take care of Gonker just fine.,那它为什么在舔啤酒漏斗So why's he drinking out of a beer bong?,不是 那个是搞化学实验用的He's not. That's a chemistry thing.,撞撞 过来 伙计Come here, Gonker. Come on, buddy.,来吧 我们走Come on, let's go.,-这什么怪名字 撞撞 -它之前撞了我的头-What kind of a name is "Gonker"? -He gonked me in the head.,看来你的脑震荡后遗症还没好啊I see you haven't recovered from the trauma.,听我说 儿子 你就快步入社会了Look, son, you're about to head out into the real world.,不会有时间陪撞撞的You're not gonna have any time to spend with Gonker.,到时候你去上班了 它怎么办What's he gonna do when you're at work all day?,上班"Work"?,爸爸 拜托Dad, come on.,你给科布莱纳先生打电话了吗Have you called Mr. Kobrenner?,当会计 我数学不好Accounting? I suck at math.,那哈勃路易斯的马特普莱斯呢Or Matt Price at Harper Lewis.,爸 我不是干医疗用品销售的那块料Dad, I'm not equipped to handle medical supplies sales.,那再过24小时 等你正式毕业了 你打算做什么Then what are you gonna do when, in 24 hours, this whole party ends?,难道回你爸妈家啃老吗Other than be back at home with Mom and Dad,,这四年大学就白读了exactly where you were four years ago.,快来 小伙儿-Come on, boy.,嗨Hi.,不好意思 借过 你好Uh, excuse me, sorry. Hey.,快来 抱歉 让一让Uh, come on. Excuse me, sorry. Sorry.,妈妈 爸爸Oh, Mom, Dad.,我不知道该说什么才好了I don't know what to say.,没关系 还会有另一场典礼的It's fine. I'm sure there'll be another ceremony.,噢 不对 只有这一场Oh, wait. There's only one.,菲尔丁 怎么回事啊Fielding, what happened?,我认真思考了爸爸昨天说的话Well, I really took to heart what Dad said yesterday,我在这里的时间只剩下24小时了about how I only had 24 hours left here, so…,所以我和撞撞在河边睡了一晚 因为它喜欢那地方Uh, Gonk and I slept out by the river 'cause he loves it there.......
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