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　To the Bank of England! Quickly!,Surround the building!,You go that way! You go this way!,There he is!,- Come on! - After him, men!,That way!,- He came this way. I'm sure of it. - Come on!,Come on, mates! Keep up!,Sorry, sir.,Today is the day I will finally achieve what has been deemed impossible.,Man can break the 50-mile-per-hour speed barrier.,And you're lucky to be a part of it, Pierre.,- It's Jean Michel, sir. - Yes.,We will make history. Or we will die trying.,- Die? - This is very exciting.,That's it! I refuse to be catapulted,,electrocuted, or have my internal organs disrupted any longer!,I quit!,He is a very sick man!,The electrocution was not my fault!,You refused to wear the rubber underpants!,We're looking for a bank robber.,Is there no man brave enough to be my valet?,Oh... Aah!,I'm your new valet.,Uh... I must commend the valet service,on their impeccable foresight.,But they know I only accept French valets.,Yes. Oh! Oui! Oui!,I come from a long line of French valets.,On my father's side. Very, very French.,- But your accent. - My father French. Never speak.,My mother Chinese and never shuts up.,All the children pick up her accent.,Very well.,Will you be willing to risk your life to challenge the laws of physics?,Yes. Uh, and I can sing, too.,Excellent. Pop this little hat on.,- He's got to be in here. - He's this way!,And the throttle in your right hand controls the speed.,- How do I stop? - Godspeed!,Uh-uh-uh...,Twenty-five miles per hour. Yes, the pressure's stable-ish.,We need more speed, man.,Waah! Wee-yoo!,Forty miles per hour. Hang on in there, my good man.,Forty-seven.,Forty-eight.,Forty-nine.,Eureka! We've done it!,Uh...,Waaah!,I say, I say. Uh, good morning.,- I'm looking for a man with... - Over here!,There he is. There's my valet.,Sorry! New valet.,Whoa!,Whoa!,- Good morning. - Good morning.,You'll be able to let go any second.,The pack will run out of steam,in exactly three, two, one.,Now.,Look out!,- That was incredible! - We've broken the human speed barrier.,Good-bye, sir.,It's been very nice valeting for you.,Let's... do it again soon.,Please, wait!,With you as my brave valet, I can test all my inventions.,No!,Spread out!,- Cover that... - Yes, yes.,- I take the job. - Splendid!,I can't wait to present my results to the Academy.,Too kind. Too kind. Thank you.,And with this grant to develop new applications for copper wire,,Dr. Ramsey invented this.,Needless to say, the Royal Academy of Science,declared this crackpot mentally incompetent,,and he was duly dispatched to a lunatic asylum.,Sir. I have an urgent announcement for you. Here.,Don't just stand there. Read it.,Oh. Um...,"It is with great distress,that Scotland Yard announces,that the Bank of England... has been robbed.",My stolen Jade Buddha stolen? You blighter!,You gave me every assurance that the Bank of England was impenetrable!,Sir, sir, I said, "Impregnable.",It's the same thing, you idiot!,Please, please, not the quills!,Lord Salisbury!,Please contact General Fang and inform her, no Buddha, no deal.,To forgo your obligation would be dishonorable, Lord Kelvin.,A woman in the Royal Academy?,The Jade Buddha was delivered by us to the Bank of England.,- What happens while in British hands... - Is absolutely your concern..
    Colonel Kitchner, chief of Scotland Yard,,please inform General Fang,what other items were stolen from the bank.,Nothing else.,Exactly. It seems your little land dispute,has spilled over onto our noble shore.,Until the Jade Buddha is back in my possession,,you and your cause will receive no British military assistance whatsoever.,Kitchner.,My agents will retrieve the Jade Buddha once again, Lord Kelvin.,This time, do not let it slip through your fingers.,A female general.,What sort of pathetic man takes orders from a woman?,Cor!,- Come away from here. - Oh, Dad. Can't we stay?,My wind-powered pulley system,circulates the house with fresh air.,Kitchen items are to be placed on the white boat,,and the blue is for laundry.,But most importantly, this supplies the house,with a running current of electricity.,Electricity.,This is my comprehensive data schedule and list of regulations.,It's quite simple. You're never to divert one iota from my plans.,I must live my life with total efficiency...,to maximize my inventing capacity,,thus enabling me to do the most I can for mankind.,Uh, Mr. Fogg, you are a noble, precise gentleman.,Thank you. Uh... Sorry. What was your name? Ahem.,Passport. Too.,Passepartout.,Bottled light.,A miracle.,Hardly.,Just undiscovered science from an American named Thomas Edison.,It turns on with a whistle.,Please don't do that.,Ah, I see your eye is drawn,to what I hope will one day be my crowning achievement.,A giant moth?,- It's a flying machine. - It can fly?,Yes.,No. But it will... one day.,One day it will transport people through the air.,Perhaps over entire oceans.,Uh-oh.,I'm going to have to make a rule for this.,Dear Father:,I will find the fastest way back to China...,to make our village safe once again.,Passepartout?,Departure for the Royal Academy of Science in two minutes.,Prepare my urban transport device.,Prepare my urban transport device.,It's the shoes with little wheels on them.,It's the shoes with little wheels on them.,Clear the way. Clear the way.,Mr. Fogg coming through. Watch out! Watch out!,Excuse me. Out of way.,- Gangway. - Fogg's arrived.,- Gangway. Ooh! - Hey!,That makes it exactly ten minutes before noon.,That will be all.,Gentlemen.,Today I have proved that man,can break the 50-mile-per-hour speed barrier,without disrupting his internal organs.,Where is your Royal Academy of Science authorization?,What am I thinking? What a fool.,That would mean that you were a real scientist!,By your definition, a real scientist's objective,would be to prevent man from progress.,We live in a golden age, Fogg.,Everything worth discovering has been discovered.,Yet ridiculous dreamers like you insist,on a past filled with dinosaurs...,and evolution.,And on a future filled,with motorized vehicles,,radio waves,,and flying machines!,Confound it! The bloody Bank of England is a madhouse!,Rumor has it the bloke's a foreigner. An Asian chap.,Rumor has it the bloke's a foreigner.,Nothing.,Yes, I heard it was a Chinese fellow, and he acted alone.,No. Actually, they say he was Norwegian.,In fact, though, it was a gang of elderly Norwegians.,I heard it from a very reliable source,that it was a gang of redheaded elderly Norwegians,with very tiny feet.,It's about time someone robbed that bank.,Like this very institution,,the Bank of England is outdated.,As usual, your contempt for tradition is appalling.,You rest on your traditions, if you prefer,,but, as with this bank robber, progress waits for no one.,So now you're an expert on the bank thief as well.,Give us the benefit of your ineffable wisdom, Fogg.,Twenty-six minutes ago, a ship left Dover for Paris.,From there, the thief takes the Orient Express,,where he transfers to a steamer, from Istanbul to India.......