龙虎少年队 21 Jump Street英文字幕下载更新日期: 2021年01月10日 下载次数: 107 SRT ASS
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Hey,- Hey. - Look,we've known each other for a really long time.,And we live across the street from each other and stuff.,And...,I know,I'm sure,- You know,You're not asking me to prom,Fuck,No,- You're probably going with someone. - I'm sorry.,I don't know how to put this nicely.,There's not a nice way to put it.,You're a fucking nerd.,And,Look at her. Look at her.,- Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. - I'll see you later.,- Bye. - All right,Dude,Greg Jenko to the principal's office. Greg Jenko to the principal's office.,- Shit. - Good luck,I said loud and clear,if you didn't get your grades up,You,I should pay who?,You're not going to the prom.,Boy,But I'm going to be prom king.,I'm glad you had a great time in school.,'Cause you ain't learned nothing.,Fuck! Fuck!,Welcome to the Police Academy.,Make sure your form is completely filled out,Not-so-slim Shady,Jenko,Oh,- You're good at this,Thank you.,Such bullshit.,You're really good at this.,Yeah,Hey,Come on. Come on,Come on,I'm telling you right now,Chill,What did I tell you? Come on,Let's go,Faster. Let's go.,Clear!,Clear!,Come on,Yes! Yes!,Let me see. Let me see.,Nice.,Ten-hut! Ladies and gentlemen,I present to you the graduates of Class 137.,Get ready for a lifetime of being badass motherfuckers.,I am.,I really thought this job would have more car chases and explosions,and less homeless people doo-dooing everywhere.,Do you guys really think this is a police matter?,To get your Frisbee back?,Get your own fucking Frisbee.,Shit.,Shit! Shit!,Yours isn't loaded,We're supposed to unload them first,What,That's no fun. Come on.,Sign says,It's right there.,- Don't you... Don't... - Don't. Stop it.,Don't. You did it. You fed the ducks.,You feel like a big shot?,No fucking way.,One Percenters?,These guys are,If we could take them down as our first bust,You see what I see?,Cannabis sativa.,Chaka Khan.,Chaka Khan?,Gentlemen. We having a little party?,Have we forgotten that the use of marijuana is illegal?,I have glaucoma.,I get nervous in crowds.,Herpes.,Then you won't mind if I search your bike,Go ahead. You won't find shit.,- Get up. - Célmate,Man,If those boys is cops,I know,It's hilarious.,So why don't you show us a little respect?,- Fuck you.
You want me to beat your dick off?,You want to beat my dick off?,I'll beat your dick off with both hands. What's up'? Let's go.,- That's weird,he's going to punch you so many times around the genital area,that your dick's just going to fall off.,Why do you have salt in your...,- That's actual drugs. - Oh,Get on the ground! Hey!,- Come here now! - What do I do?,- Chase someone! - Chase someone?,Are you leaving your bike here?,Okay. All right.,Don't run from me! You're making it worse for yourself!,No! Get out of the way!,Stop!,I'm going to shoot you if you don't slow down,Hey! Come here!,I'm not playing any more! I'm so not kidding!,I got him. I got him.,Freeze! Freeze!,Hands up or I shoot you! Freeze!,That's it! Come here!,Freeze! Stop it!,You're a pussy!,You got the right to... Give me that! You got the right to...,...to suck my dick,My elbow.,- You got nothing. - How's my dick feel in your ass,- Hey! Hey! - How's it feel? How's it feel now?,That's right. Schmidt! Schmidt,We got one! I got him!,Yes! Yes!,- Yeah ! - We got an arrest!,- Yeah! We got him! - Yes!,- Yeah! Fuck you! Yeah! - Fuck you! Yeah!,What's up?,Drop my nuts on your motherfucking forehead!,- That's right. - Fuck you,- We arrest people now! - What up,- What's up? What's up'? - What up,Congratulations on the bust,- Thank you,The department was forced to drop the charges,because you forgot to read him his Miranda rights.,What possible reason is there for not doing the only thing,you have to do when arresting someone?,I did read him his right... I did a version of that.,- Do you even know the Miranda rights? - Yes.,Let's hear them,You got a lot of stuff to do.,No,We got time.,I had a thing,Go ahead. It's four declamatory sentences,for a total of 57 words.,Okay. Look,I know you've heard this before. And then,I think it sounds something like...,-"You have the right to an attorney." - Well,"You have the right to remain an attorney.",Did you say that you have the right to be an attorney?,You do have the right to be an attorney,Where were you?,I was chasing my perp,And how did that go for you?,Honestly,and he threw me down pretty hard.,Actually fucked up my elbow pretty bad.,Can I see that?,Yeah,Wow.,Fortunately for you two,we're reviving a canceled undercover police program from the '80s,and revamping it for modern times.,You see,lack creativity and are completely out of ideas,so all they do now is recycle shit from the past,and expect us all not to notice.,One of these programs involves the use of young,immature-seeming officers.,Sir,a child sex slavery ring or something?,Sir,It's just... I'd prefer not to.,I think you idiots are perfect.,You're officially transferred.,- All right. Yeah. - That's great.,Where should we report to?,Down on Jump Street.,37 Jump Street.,No,Is it...,This has got to be a joke.,This is it.,Aroma of Christ Church?,How's it going?,This place is weird.,Everybody comfortable?,Yeah.,Get your motherfucking ass up when I'm talking!,You will be going undercover as high school students.......
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